WHY!?!?!??!?!??!

Ok, first things first: I saw "Knocked Up" tonight! BEST MOVIE! BEST!

On another note, FUCKING ADAM! I HATE HIS CREEPY LITTLE GUTS! He didn't call me all day - fine. I asked him not to. BUT that is so not like Adam. He calls all the time! Of course, he didn't call me b/c Seth was there - Seth is one of Adam's friends that I DESPISE! And he despises me too. We can be the only two in a room and we will both totally pretend no one else is in the room just so we don't have to make eye contact or say hi. He is a piece of shit - a total piece of shit. He lies and lies and lies and Adam has caught him in lies and he's STILL one of his best friends. One time he worked for Adam and stole $600 - Adam didn't even have the balls to call Seth and ask him where the money went. Seth apparently has a conscience because he called 2 days later and told Adam he got home and realized he had $600 extra in his pocket! OH RIGHT! Anyway, I'm a snoop - in case you didn't know. I checked Adam's email today and there was an email from 5:52am from princesskellie97@aol.com. It was a naked picture of herself that she sent from her blackberry. Classy. So please please please(!!!!!!) tell me why I'm still crying (ok, the flood gates opened about 20 minutes ago!) over this fucking loser?!?!?! Please! He is such a fucking scum bag! He called me at 4:30am and asked to come over. When I said no, he got on his sleazy little dating line and found some chick (one that I know, but most likely more I'm guessing!) to email him a naked picture of herself. Ew. EWWWWWWW!!! Well, of course, I couldn't bite my tongue and I called him right up and told him what a low-life he is, so I'm sure he's changing his passwords as we speak. Thank GOD I can't snoop. I can't control my snooping the same way Adam can't control his weed smoking, apparently! I hate that I was crying to him over this - I'm sure, despite what I'm saying to him at the time, he realizes the power he has over me when I'm sobbing like a fucking baby!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I told him that despite my tears, I'm really really glad he does stuff like this because EVENTUALLY it has to sink in that he is such a loser! SUCH a loser! Seriously - and then I hear fucking Seth giggle in the background. Did I mention that Seth has been arrested TWICE for rape?!?! Nice guy. I'm really glad that all of this is happening and I'm really glad that I'm telling everyone about it because you can ALL encourage me to never speak to him again in my moments of weakness. PLEASE. All of you - feel free to remind me of what a scumbag Adam is for the rest of my life. Please. Sleazy, classless, cowardly, dishonest, untrustworthy (redundant, I know), stoned, flakey, unreliable. That's all that comes to mind right now, but I'm sure I'll think of more! And I'm NOT rereading this either. I forgot to add song lyrics last time. Oops.

(although Adam hasn't actually cheated - that I know of - the way she belts out this song is appropriate! Go Carrie!)

I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SUPED UP 4WHL DRV
CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS
TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS
SLASHED A WHOLE IN ALL FOUR TIRES
MAYBE NEXT TIME HE'LL THINK BEFORE HEEEEEEE CHEATS

I MIGHTA SAVED A LITTLE TROUBLE FOR THE NEXT GIRL....